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HAND CRAFTED IN SMALL BATCHES, MORTAL KOMBUCHA IS BUBBLY SMOOTH, SUPER REFRESHING & ABSOLUTELY ENERGIZING. 

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The Sour Ginger
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The Sour Ginger
4.00

Fresh Pressed Lemon + Ginger

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Marg Simpson
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Marg Simpson
4.00

Lime + Lemon + Orange + Salt

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Dem Apples
4.00

Apple  + Ginger  +  Cinnamon

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Hibis-Kiss
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Hibis-Kiss
4.00

Hibiscus + Lemon + Goku Kola

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Power Melon
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Power Melon

Fresh Watermelon + Mint + Holy Basil + Ginseng

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Napalm-egranate
4.00

Pomegranate + Cayenne

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Chill Flower
4.00

Rose Petals + Mint  + Sage  + Lavender  + Rose Hip Blossom

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Black Sage
4.00

Blackberry + Sage + Ginger + Ashwagandha

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WAIT A SECOND? WHAT'S KOMBUCHA? HOW DOES IT WORK? WHY DO I NEED IT?

 
 
 
 
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 HOW IT WORKS

 

Mortal Kombucha is an all-natural caffeinated kombucha energy beverage that transforms your body and mind at the molecular level.

This drink uses raw, organic fruit, natural enzymes, adaptogenic herbs, B-vitamins, prebiotics and the power of L-Theanine to focus, revitalize and help you win at life. 

 
 
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THE CURRENT FAVORITES

 

The Sour Ginger

Life is a zinger. So when life gave us lemons, we didn't make lemonade, we made The Sour Ginger. It's the crispness of ginger balanced with the tartness of lemon. It's a reality check for your gut. It's millions of tiny bubbles dub step dancing on your taste buds. It's sour, but it's sweet.

Filtered Water, Evaporated Cane Sugar, Black Tea, Lemon, Ginger.

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Dem Apples

WARNING: This isn't sissy apple juice because apples are bad ass fruits. Here are some examples. One, they made Snow White pass out for one hundred years. Two, they literally changed humanity when Eve took a bite. That's why this apple drink perks you up. You'll be like "OH DAMN," as the corners of your mouth are salivating for it's tart flavors. How bout dem apples?  Plus right now, it's seasonally available in cider form! 

Ingredients: Filtered Water, Evaporated Cane Sugar, Black & White Tea, Apple, Ginger, Cinnamon

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Black Sage

Like a ninja, if a ninja was a ballerina that could dazzle your taste buds. Blackberry and sage will a zing of ginger will perform pirouettes in your mouth, down your throat and into your tummy, letting loose happy and healthy probiotics on your endocrine system.

In all seriousness, this drink tastes like strawberry lemonade. How? We have no idea. It doesn't have strawberry, lemonade or a ton of sugar. So consider our mind as blown as your will be. 

Basically, after a hard barre workout there is nothing better than Blackberry and Sage.

Ingredients:  Filtered Water, Evaporated Cane Sugar, Black Tea, Blackberry, Ginger, Sage

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"Finish it!"

— A Mortal Kombucha Drinker

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POWER UP.

Bottled & brewed in Boulder, Colorado, Mortal Kombucha uses filtered Rocky Mountain snowmelt, organic tea & clean energy from adaptogenic herbs like maca, yerba matte & l-theanine, balanced with all-natural caffeine and organic ingredients to invigorate your life & balance your gut.

 
Mortal Kombucha is the secret weapon to win at life.

LIKE REVENGE, THIS DRINK IS BEST SERVED COLD.

 
 
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